11. With the constant, familiar rotation of songs you sing to your baby, you begin seriously analyzing their lyrics ("The cheese stands alone"? That's sad. And a waste of a good source of calcium.)
12. You stare at non-parents' Facebook albums, titles such as "VACATION", "Nights Out", and "Sabina's Bachelorette: Oh No She Dih-ent!", and startle yourself with the volume of your own nostalgic sigh.
13. Speaking of Facebook, your page has inevitably become a portal into each microsecond of your child's existence; such that one could print off each photo and make his own flipbook.
14. Wheel Of Fortune is late night TV.
15. Ice-breaker topics for new acquantainces have gone from "what area do you live in/restaurants do you go to/do for a living?" to "who is your pediatrician/has he slept through the night/gurrrl you KNOW I know about reflux!"
16. Red traffic lights are the devil (you know what I'm talking about).
To be continued! Now if you'll excuse me, I suddently got a weird craving for cheese.
